February 2012
1 post
“Is it ok to date a female coworker? Yes! Pimps date hoes all da time. Just make...”
– Pink Shoe LaRue
January 2012
3 posts
Tired of being his mothafuckin' mistress?
Good day playaz! As I do so often, I would like to thank Jesus Christ for bestowing me with the magnanimous gift for dis here grandiloquent pimpin’. Today I woke up with the sniffles and a bit of pain in my lower-back, but the thought of breaking down a ho’s mind and violently sabotaging a trick’s pockets inspired me to levitate out of bed, and shroud myself in a gorgeous, silk...
Love Between Teacher and Student?
Good afternoon playaz! A pimp like Pink Shoe LaRue was sippin’ a flute of Grand Vintage Moet & Chandon last night on my new Gucci couch while watchin’ Oprah. “Oprah?” you ask? Yes muddafucka, Oprah. How else am I going to study the deep mechanics of da mind of a ho? Anyway… I dozed off with a full glass of champagne in my hand. Ain’t even spill a drop! I...
"Ground Your Boss From the Dick"
Wassup playaz…I wanna thank tha Lord Jesus Christ for blessin’ us with dis here pimpin. Without him I wouldn’t be able to go hard on a bitch for my fiscal health. I sent out my harem of bitches to hump up my mortgage money about an hour ago, so I got some time to get into some fan-mail.
Jonathan Evans, a dental equipment salesman from St. Louis, MO, writes:
“Dear Pink...