Pink Shoe LaRue

"Before you fall in love with a girl, make sure you like her without make up on. Because that’s..."

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 03:27:24 -0500

“Before you fall in love with a girl, make sure you like her without make up on. Because that’s what you’re gonna see 90% of the time.”

- Pink Shoe LaRue

PIMP GOSPEL VOL. 1

Tue, 15 Jan 2013 00:08:43 -0500

WHILE YOU MAKIN CUTE LITTLE MIX CDS, ARTS AND CRAFTS PROJECTS, AND OIL PAINTINGS AND POEMS WRITTEN IN CALIGRAPHY FOR A GIRL. ON ROMANTIC EXCURSIONS TO THE ART GALLERY WHERE YOU GIVE HER CUPCAKES BAKED IN THE SHAPE OF HER NAME DAT GOT GUCCI SPRINKLES ON THEM. SENDING HER TEXTS ABOUT MAJESTIC SUNSETS AND POODLE PUPPIES AND CRYING WHEN YOU THINK OF HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE’D LOOK ON A DATE WHERE YOU TOOK HER TO GET ICECREAM CONES AND FUCKIN WATCH GLEE AND SHIT AND NEVER SLEEPIN WITH HER CUZ SHE SAYS YOU’RE MORE OF A BROTHER OR A BEST FRIEND THAN A LOVER…

…SOME OTHER DUDE IS GIVIN HER PIPE. AND SHE THINKS ABOUT HIM MORE.

"Hi Pink Shoe Larue, I’m having a boy I really like over for dinner next week and I really want..."

Mon, 14 Jan 2013 17:48:00 -0500

“Hi Pink Shoe Larue, I’m having a boy I really like over for dinner next week and I really want to impress him. What should I cook?!”

- THE KEY TO A MAN’S HEART IS TO FILL HIS MOUTH WITH YOUR FOOD, AND FILL YOUR MOUTH WITH HIS PENIS.

MY BOTTOM BITCH WON MY HEART WITH BRAISED SHORT RIBS AND HOMEMADE MASHED POTATOES THE FIRST TIME SHE COOKED DADDY DINNER. MAKE SOMETHIN THAT ISN’T EASY. DON’T JUST MAKE PASTA OR SOME BITCH ASS FOREMAN GRILL CHICKEN. MAKE SOMETHIN IMPRESSIVE THAT PROVES YOU’RE WIFE MATERIAL, PRAISE GOD HALLELUJAH. AND BY ALL MEANS, DON’T COOK OUT THE FUCKIN BOX. MAKE IT FROM SCRATCH!

I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU GIVE HIM A STRIP TEASE DANCE WHILE HE EATS. MEN HAVE A HARD TIME SAYING NO TO FOOD AND TITTIES.

PINK SHOE LARUE

"Dear Pink Shoe Larue, none of the bitches at the bars like me, none of the bitches at school like..."

Mon, 14 Jan 2013 17:38:00 -0500

“Dear Pink Shoe Larue, none of the bitches at the bars like me, none of the bitches at school like me, none of the bitches on okcupid like me. How do I get game like yours so I can stop being so god damn lonely?”

- YOU NEED 2 THINGS.

1. CONFIDENCE — BITCHES AIN’T GONNA LIKE YOU IF YOU LOOK AT THE GROUND AND TALK WITH A WEAK ASS, SQUEAKY VOICE. PRAISE JESUS. YOU NEED TO FEEL YOURSELF A LITTLE MORE. BE PROUD OF YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS. IF YOU DON’T HAVE ANY RECENT ACCOMPLISHMENTS, THINK ABOUT SOME OLD ONES. BEFORE YOU APPROACH A FINE THOROUGHBREAD BITCH THINK ABOUT THE TIME YOU KICKED THE WINNING HOMERUN AT KICKBALL IN 3RD GRADE. THEN ROLL UP ON DA BITCH LIKE “SUP BITCH! I’M FANTASTIC.”

2. A MAKEOVER — QUIT DRESSIN LIKE A BUM. GET SOME NEW SHOES, SOME FLY, NICE FITTING JEANS, AND SOME NICE SHIRTS. HAVE A HOT GIRL HELP YOU PICK YOUR CLOTHES OUT. BITCHES AIN’T TRYIN TO DATE A MOTHAFUCKA WHO LOOKS LIKE HE BOUGHT HIS CLOTHES AT A GAS STATION. PRAISE FUCKIN JESUS

PINK SHOE LARUE

"How do you fuck a girl that says she is waiting until marriage?"

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 17:11:16 -0500

“How do you fuck a girl that says she is waiting until marriage?”

- I’M NO ROCKET SCIENTIST… BUT I’LL TAKE A STAB AT IT.

MARRY HER?

PINK SHOE LARUE

"Dear Pink Shoe LaRue Do guys like it when girls shave their arms?"

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 17:06:00 -0500

“

Dear Pink Shoe LaRue

Do guys like it when girls shave their arms?

”

- HOW BOUT SOME MOTHAFUCKIN SPECIFICITY BITCH?

ARE YOU ASKIN IF GUYS LIKE IT WHEN GIRLS SHAVE THEIR ARMPITS? IF SO, HERE’S THE ANSWER:

GUYS LIKE HAIR ON A GIRL’S HEAD. GUYS TOLERATE EYEBROWS AND EYELASHES. BESIDES THAT, EVERY SINGLE FUCKIN HAIR ON YO MOTHAFUCKIN BODY BETTER BE PLUCKED AND/OR WAXED OFF. HAIRY LEGS, STUBBLY LEGS, PRICKLY LEGS, PRICKLY ARMPITS, EVEN DA SMALL, SOLO NIPPLE HAIR. GET RID OF IT!!!!!

IF YOU CAN DO AN ARTISTIC DESIGN OR STRIP AROUND YA PUSSY CAT, THEN DAT MIGHT BE TOLERABLE. BUT I’D JUST SUGGEST YOU DUNK YOUR BODY IN A POOL OF WAX FROM THE EYELASHES DOWN AND REMOVE ALL OF IT. ALLLLL OF IT.

IF YOU ASKIN IF GUYS LIKE WHEN GIRLS SHAVE THEIR ARMS? UH… I DUNNO. IF YOU GOT BLACK ASS HAIRS ALL UP ON YOUR ARMS, YEAH, SHAVE EM. BUT IF YOUR ARMS ARE JUST NORMAL BITCH ARMS, GUYS DON’T REALLY CARE. THANKS FOR DA EMAIL BITCH CONGRATULATIONS

PINK SHOE LARUE

"Mr. Pink Shoe Larue Hi, so my boyfriend and I have been dating a while, but he still acts like the..."

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 16:57:00 -0500

“

Mr. Pink Shoe Larue

Hi, so my boyfriend and I have been dating a while, but he still acts like the girl in the relationship.. I like him a lot, but I don’t know how to tell him to grow some grapes without sounding like my regular bitchy self. Help? Thank you(:

”

- GOD DAMN IT FELLAS, DON’T YOU REALIZE DAT DEEZ BITCHES WANT A MAN. WITH STRONG MUSCLES, AND A JUICY DICK, AND A KNIFE IN THEIR BACK POCKET? WOULD YOU SISSY MOTHAFUCKAZ STOP SAYING SHIT LIKE “BABY I WANNA SNUGGLE” AND “LET’S GET A PUPPY.” GOD DAMN IT. Y’ALLS MAMAS DONE RUINED YO LIVES… PRAISE AFRICAN JESUS

BITCH I WANT YOU TO BE A BITCH ABOUT THIS LIL BITCH ASS MOFUCKER. YOU TELL HIM TO STOP BEIN SUCH A HOE ASS WIMP. TELL HIM IF HE KEEP ACTIN LIKE HE GOT A CLITORIS U GONNA BREAK OUT DA STRAP ON AND SHOW HIM HOW YOU WANNA BE PUNISHED. STRETCH DAT LIL BOOTY HOLE OUT. THANKS FOR WRITIN BITCH, WAY TO GO.

PINK SHOE LARUE

"Dear Pink Shoe LaRue, I’ve known this guy for almost 7 yrs, we used to be pretty close, and I..."

Mon, 07 Jan 2013 18:07:44 -0500

“Dear Pink Shoe LaRue, I’ve known this guy for almost 7 yrs, we used to be pretty close, and I was terribly in love with him. Anyway, now we rarely see each other, but I would really like to see him again. Shall I contact him or not ? Thank you, Margot (from France).”

- HEY MARGOT

THANKS FOR WRITIN ME BITCH. I VOTE YES, DROP HIM A LINE. HE MAY FEEL DA EXACT SAME WAY BUT THINK YOU HAVE MOVED ON. I’VE FOUND FOR GUYS AND BITCHES BOTH, ONCE DA HEART OPENS UP FOR SOMEONE, NO MATTER HOW LONG Y’ALL GO WITHOUT SPEAKING, IT FEELS GOOD AS NEW WHEN YOU SPEAK AGAIN. PLUS ENOUGH TIME HAS PASSED NOW, SO ANY DRAMA OR CHAOS FROM DA PAST HAS SURELY SETTLED DOWN. DROP HIM A LINE, ASK HIM TO COME OVER FOR A MOVIE, AND PLAY WIT HIS BALLS IF YOU FEEL LIKE HE DESERVES IT. MAKE SURE YOU WAX THO, FRENCH HOES IS DA BEST WHEN THEY SMOOTH LIKE A BABY ELEPHANT’S BUTT..

PINK SHOE LARUE

"What should I do? My bitch, who has ignored me for 2 weeks, didn’t even wish me happy new year..."

Mon, 07 Jan 2013 18:02:00 -0500

“What should I do? My bitch, who has ignored me for 2 weeks, didn’t even wish me happy new year or replied to my texts, now texts me saying “I miss you :/” I saw her posting stuff on FB while she was ignoring me and she looked happy going out and shit. Should I text her back or ignore her and give her a dose of her own medicine.”

- ABSOLUTELY IGNORE DAT BITCH YOUNG BLOOD.. DOES SHE NOT REALIZE ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO OWN A CAKE WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY EATIN DAT MOTHAFUCKA? ONTO DA NEXT ONE PLAYA. IF YOU IN CAHOOTS WITH A BITCH AND NEW YEARS EVE PASSES, SHE BETTER WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR IF SHE WANTS TO STAY ON THE ROSTER. EVEN IF U GUYS IS FIGHTIN AND FUSSIN. JUST SEND A FUCKIN “HAPPY NEW YEARS.” NOT WISHIN YOU HAPPY NYE WAS DA KISS OF DEATH.

GO GET A NEW BITCH AT DA GROCERY STORE IN YOUR SWEATS. THANKS

PINK SHOE LARUE

"I understand bitches should wait 90 days to fuck a guy, but we have needs too! and it’s not..."

Thu, 03 Jan 2013 21:50:47 -0500

“I understand bitches should wait 90 days to fuck a guy, but we have needs too! and it’s not like a vibrator can handle all those needs. so how do we keep it in our pants for 3 months? that’s an awfully long time for a woman with a healthy sexual appetite…”

- YOU CAN FUCK WHOEVER YOU WANT. JUST MAKE SURE YOU DON’T LIKE HIM TO DA POINT DAT IF HE STARTS IGNORING YOU YOUR FEELINGS GET HURT. DATS WHY I SUGGEST 90 DAYS. BUT IF YOU’RE SOOOOO HORNY DAT UR CLITORIS IS GONNA SLIT ITS WRISTS, GO GET SOME STRANGE DICK. I SUGGEST U FUCK A DUDE U HAVE NO INTENTION OF LIKING.

PINK SHOE LARUE

"so ive been talking to this guy for about a month now, but he is WAY too clingy and constantly wants..."

Thu, 03 Jan 2013 10:38:30 -0500

“so ive been talking to this guy for about a month now, but he is WAY too clingy and constantly wants to be with me and texts me 24/7.. how do i tell him he needs to back off without being mean?”

- ANSWER:

BOY I TELL YA, SOME DUDES MAMAS REALLY FUCKED THEIR SONS UP, PRAISE MOTHAFUCKIN GOD, CAN I GET AN AMEN? WHAT DA FUCK WRONG WITH DEEZ MEN IN 2013? WANTIN TO SNUGGLE BITCHES 24/7, WANTIN TO CALL ALL DAY AND TALK ABOUT PUPPY DOGS AND BALLOON ANIMALS AND SHIT. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO PULLIN UR DICK OUT AND GIVIN A BITCH 30 MINUTES OF CARDIOVASCULAR EXERCISE? YA DIG? BITCH I’M SORRY TO HEAR DAT. I THINK YOU SHOULD DO US ALL A FAVOR AND NOT WORRY ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT YOU’RE BEING MEAN, BUT JUST BE HONEST AND HELP DIS MOTHAFUCKA REALIZE HE GOT TWO TESTICLES AND ONE PENIS BETWEEN HIS LEGS.

SQUARE GAME, TELL HIM, “LOOK DUDE. START ACTIN LIKE A MAN. MAKE ME WANT YOU. CHOP WOOD AND HUNT BUFFALO AND SHIT. PULL MY HAIR AND PUNCH A COP TO IMPRESS ME. QUIT ACTIN LIKE YOU WANNA PLAY DOLLS AND WATCH GLEE WITH ME AND SHIT. I AIN’T TRYIN TO FUCK YOU WITH A STRAP ON. DAMN BITCH.”

THANKS FOR WRITIN BITCH HAVE A GOOD DAY

PINK SHOE LARUE

"Do you think I should open a Roth IRA account? -Anonymous"

Thu, 03 Jan 2013 10:27:00 -0500

“Do you think I should open a Roth IRA account?
-Anonymous”

- ANSWER:

IF YOU HAVE A MOTHAFUCKIN EMPLOYER FUNDED 401K PROGRAM YOU SHOULD ALWAYS PICK DAT SHIT BEFORE YOU PICK A ROTH IRA. A ROTH IRA SHOULD BE A SECONDARY RETIREMENT PLAN FOR YOU IF YOU DON’T HAVE SOMETHING WITH YA MOTHFUCKIN CURRENT GIG, YA DIG HOMIE?

HERE’S DA PROBLEM WITH A MOTHAFUCKIN ROTH IRA ACCOUNT YOUNG BLOOD.. MOST RETIREMENT FUNDS ALLOW 12% OF YOUR TAXABLE INCOME TO BE INVESTED INTO EM, BUT A STANK PUSSY ROTH IRA ONLY ALLOWS $5000-$6000, WHICH FOR A MOTHAFUCKA MAKIN $70,000 A YEAR IS ONLY 7%. IF YOU INVEST OVER YOUR MAXIMUM CONTRIBUTION LIMIT FOR DA YEAR YOU GOTTA WITHDRAW THOSE FUNDS BEFORE FILING YOUR MOTHAFUCKIN INCOME TAXES.. OR YOU’LL BE SUBJECTED TO A 6% TAX ON DA EXCESS FUNDS. INVEST YO MONEY WISELY YOUNG BLOOD, AND KEEP IT PIMPIN…

PINK SHOE LARUE

"Dear Pink Shoe LaRue, How can I make a guy my bitch? Like how do these girls get guys all whipped..."

Thu, 03 Jan 2013 10:10:47 -0500

“

Dear Pink Shoe LaRue,

How can I make a guy my bitch? Like how do these girls get guys all whipped and whatnot?

”

- ANSWER:

TO BE THE TYPE OF BITCH DAT GETS GUYS ALL PUSSYWHIPPED, YOU GOTTA BE HOT AS FUCK, RARELY ANSWER THE PHONE, AND MAKE PLANS AND BREAK THEM ALL THE TIME. ALSO FLIRT REAL HEAVY LIKE YOU WANNA FUCK EM, BUT NEVER HAVE SEX WITH ANY OF EM. AND INVITE THEM ALL OVER AT THE SAME TIME SO THEY COMPETE FOR YOUR ATTENTION.

PINK SHOE LARUE

P.S. DON’T GET DISCOURAGED IF YOU DON’T THINK YOU’RE SUPER HOT. EVERY GIRL ON EARTH IS SUPER HOT IN THE EYES OF SOME GUYS, IT’S ALL ABOUT FINDING WHICH GUYS THOSE ARE. GIVE YOUR NUMBER TO EVERY GUY WHO ASKS AND ASSEMBLE A GROUP OF MALE CHEERLEADERS FOR YOURSELF. THANKS BITCH BYE

"Dear Pink Shoe LaRue, I’ve liked this guy, and he was interested in me as well. And one night..."

Thu, 03 Jan 2013 10:06:19 -0500

“Dear Pink Shoe LaRue, I’ve liked this guy, and he was interested in me as well. And one night I was at his place and he had his hand on my leg I asked him to stay up with me. He said he would but he said five minutes later that he was going to sleep. His roommate ended up staying up with me and we hooked up. I know the guy I like heard it was weirded out about it. I apologized to him and said it was a mistake. Do you think there’s anyway to salvage the situation, or should I just move on?
-Anonymous”

- ANSWER:

WHAT KIND OF DUMB ASS QUESTION IS DAT? IF THE GUY YOU LIKED CAME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKED YOUR ROOMMATE IN THE OTHER ROOM, BANGIN HER HEAD UP AGAINST YOUR BEDROOM WALL, PICTURE FRAMES RATTLING, MOANING, BED SQUEAKING, FOLLOWED BY A TOILET FLUSHING 5 MINUTES LATER. WOULD YOU CALL HIM DA NEXT DAY AND ASK HIM TO GO ON A ROMANTIC DATE TO DA ART GALLERY? FUCK IS WRONG WITCHU.

PINK SHOE LARUE

"Sooo I kinda slept with this dude the night I met him and have since discovered that I kinda like..."

Wed, 02 Jan 2013 21:35:00 -0500

“

Sooo I kinda slept with this dude the night I met him and have since discovered that I kinda like him (or want him to like me anyway) We’ve hung out with each other since but since we left for break I haven’t really heard from him. He’s kinda a weenie and on the shy side, so idk if that has anything to do with it. Did I royally fuck up by sleeping with him? Should I cut him loose or give him another shot when we get back to school? Will he ever see me as anything besides a place to put his dick?

-Anonymous

”

- ANSWER:

HOW MANY TIMES DO I GOTTA TELL YOU BITHCES DAT DA QUICKEST WAY TO LOSE A GUY IS GIVE HIM FREE PUSSY ALL EARLY INTO KNOWIN HIM? I’M GONNA SHAPE YOU HOES INTO LADY PIMPS ONE OF THESE DAYZ, EVEN IF ITS DA LAST THANG I DO.

NOW LISTEN TO ME BITCH, AT DIS POINT, DA BALL IS IN HIS COURT. YES YOU MIGHT STILL HEAR FROM HIM, BUT DO NOT CONTACT HIM! LET HIM COME TO YOU. HE KNOWS YOU EXIST. HE KNOWS HE FUCKED YOU. YOU DONT GOTTA REMIND HIM. HE AINT GONNA DRINK SOME MAGICAL POTION DAT MAKES HIM FORGET ABOUT YOU. WHEN HE COMES BACK AROUND, MAKE HIM WORK FOR DAT SHIT!

UNLESS HE BUYS YOU A NEW $5800 LINX COAT, SOME CHRISTIAN LOUBITIN SHOES, OR PROFESSES HIS LOVE FOR YOU, THERE IS NO REASON TO EVER GIVE A MAN DA PUSSY UNTIL YOU’VE KNOWN HIM FOR AT LEAST 90 DAYS.

MEN NEED TO RESPECT THE VAGINA! THANKS

PINK SHOE LARUE

"Dear Pink Shoe LaRue, my girlfriend’s birthday is soon and she has told me something that I..."

Wed, 02 Jan 2013 18:00:00 -0500

“Dear Pink Shoe LaRue, my girlfriend’s birthday is soon and she has told me something that I can get her as a gift. However, I already had something in mind that I think she will like better (although this is not certain). I can only afford one of these gifts, which should I buy?”

- ANSWER:

SINCE WHEN IS A BITCH’S MOTHAFUCKIN BIRTHDAY A DAY FOR HER TO SEND YOU TO THE STORE BUYIN HER SOMETHIN EXPENSIVE DAT SHE WANTS? IF SHE WANTS THAT THING THEN TELL HER TO USE HER OWN MOTHAFUCKIN MONEY TO BUY IT, PRAISE GOD! DA PURPOSE OF A PRESENT IS TO GET A BITCH SOMETHIN SHE WOULDNT NORMALLY BUY ON HER OWN DAT YOU THINK SHE WOULD LIKE.

PINK SHOE LARUE

P.S. IF SHE DON’T APPRECIATE DA PRESENT YOU PICK OUT, PUT YOUR DICK ON HER CHEEK FOR 20 MINUTES BEFORE SHE WAKES UP IN DA MORNING

"Dear Pink Shoe Larue, There’s this girl. I’m head over heels for her, absolutely..."

Wed, 02 Jan 2013 10:29:00 -0500

“

Dear Pink Shoe Larue,

There’s this girl. I’m head over heels for her, absolutely enamored. However, I also got into a school in a different time zone, wherein if I graduate I’ll probably end up making around $500,000 a year. What do I do? -Anonymous

”

- ANSWER:

MOTHAFUCKA YOU PLANNIN ON BECOMIN THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WHO ALSO WORK AS A BRAIN SURGEON PART TIME OR SOMETHIN? I AIN’T NEVER HEAR OF A JOB THAT PAYS $500,000 UPON GRADUATIN.. THE INTERNET GOT Y’ALL KIDS MINDS WARPED, PRAISE JESUS. MOTHAFUCKAZ DON’T MAKE DAT KINDA MONEY OFF GRADUATIN YA DIG? THE ECONOMY IS FUCKED. QUALIFIED, EDUCATED MOTHAFUCKAZ CAIN’T FINDA JOB. YOU AIN’T SPECIAL YA DIG? BUT HEY, IF YOU DOWN WITH DA ILLUMINATI AND THEY GOT YOU A HIGH ASS PAYIN GIG, YOU A DUMB MOTHAFUCKA IF YOU CHOOSE A BITCH INSTEAD.

YOU LOSE MONEY CHASIN BITCHES, YOU GAIN BITCHES CHASIN MONEY

PINK SHOE LARUE

"Dear Pink Shoe LaRue, What’s the difference between love and being in love? -Rita"

Wed, 02 Jan 2013 08:50:00 -0500

“

Dear Pink Shoe LaRue,

What’s the difference between love and being in love?

-Rita

”

- ANSWER:

LISTEN HERE BITCH, THERE A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LOVE AND BEIN IN LOVE YA DIG? LOVE IS A FEELIN OF CONCERN AND JOY OVER A PERSON. RESPECT AND COMPASSION. IN RELATIONSHIPS LOVE IS A DESIRE TO PROTECT AND NURTURE A MOTHAFUCKA. HOWEVER BEIN IN LOVE IS A OVERWHELMING, INTOXICATIN PASSIONATE DESIRE FOR THAT MOTHAFUCKA.. IT’S BLINDING.

IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE BUT AIN’T IN LOVE WIT EM.. YOU CARE ABOUT THEIR WELL BEING BUT DON’T HAVE DEM PASSIONATE SPARKS AND SHIT.

IF YOU IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE BUT DON’T LOVE EM… YOU EITHER BARELY KNOW A MOTHAFUCKA YOU FEEL LIKE MARRYIN… OR U IN A UNHEALTHY, DESTRUCTIVE RELATIONSHIP WHERE U KNOW DA MOTHAFUCKA AIN’T GOOD FOR U BUT U STAY WIT EM ANYWAYZ CUZ U A PUSSY WIT NO SELF RESPECT.

IT’S GOOD TO HAVE BOTH. I LOVE AND AM IN LOVE WITH PIMPIN A DIME ASS BITCH YA DIG? THANKS

PINK SHOE LARUE

Dear Pink Shoe LaRue, I really like this guy but he lives 500 miles away and I haven't talked to him in over a month, like he's avoiding me. What should I do?

Mon, 31 Dec 2012 20:26:08 -0500

BABY, IF YOU LIKE A GUY DAT LIVES 500 MILES AWAY FROM YOU AND HASN’T TALKED TO YOU IN OVER A MONTH, I SUGGEST YOU CHECK YOURSELF INTO A PSYCHIATRIC WARD FOR TREATMENT OF SCHIZOPHRENIA.

PINK SHOE LARUE

Dear Pink Shoe LaRue, All of a sudden after a while on inactivity on the front hoes be landing on my lap. Usually, being a serial monogamist, I would just pick one and ride with her but I ain't finna do that this time. So I guess Im asking how would a pimp deal with the guilt (which im sure you'd never feel in your infinite wisdom) associated with a harem of hos?

Mon, 31 Dec 2012 20:24:02 -0500

HAVING MULTIPLE HOES AT YOUR DISPOSAL IS FAR FROM A BAD THING, YOUNG BLOOD. AS LONG AS YOU DON’T VERBALLY COMMIT YOUR UNDYING FAITH AND LOVE TO ANY OF THEM, YOU AIN’T DOING ANYTHING WRONG. I GUARANTEE THAT EACH OF THESE BITCHES HAS 5-6 DUDES CONSTANTLY TEXTING HER. SHE MAY EVEN HOOK UP WITH ONE FROM TIME TO TIME. WOMEN ARE GENIUSES AT RATIONALIZING NON-COMMITTED HOOK UPS.

NOT ONLY SHOULD YOU NOT FEEL GUILTY, BUT BE OPEN ABOUT IT. WHEN A CIRCLE OF WOMEN IS COMPETING WITH EACH OTHER FOR YOUR AFFECTION, NOT ONLY DO YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF, BUT THEIR TRUE COLORS COME OUT AND YOU CAN TAKE YOUR TIME AND PICK THE ONE WHO BEST FITS YOUR NEED FOR A MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP.

PINK SHOE LARUE

P.S. DID I MENTION THE POTENTIAL FOR THREE/FOUR AND FIVE-SOMES? PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT, AND ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, PIMP!